These are several Christian one liners that I carry around with me and wanted to share.
Don't Let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a Basket case.
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Some People are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their Pews.
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Many Folks want to serve God, But Only as advisers.
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It Is easier to preach ten sermons Than It is to live one.
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The Good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, But mosquitoes come Close.
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When You get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives There.
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People Are funny; they want the front of the bus, Middle of the road, And Back of the church.
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Opportunity May knock once, But temptation bangs on the front door Forever.
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Quit Griping about your church; If It was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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If A church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it Has.
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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until He Is dead. So why should you?
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Some Minds are like concrete Thoroughly Mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace Starts with a smile.
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I Don't know why some people change churches; What difference does it make Which one you stay home from?
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A Lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises' Are just sitting On the premises.
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Be Ye fishers of men.. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.
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Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.
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Coincidence Is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't Put a question mark where God put a period.
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Forbidden Fruits create many jams.
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God Doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God Grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'
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God Promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He Who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
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Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as Great as the Power behind Us.
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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect You.
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We don't change the message, The message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 Given.
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1 comment:
so many good ones, but I'm especially fond of "Stop, drop and roll won't work in hell." That really tickled me. I'm going to use that.
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